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Eat Your Damn Grass, Sheep! by IAmTheUnison Eat Your Damn Grass, Sheep! by IAmTheUnison
Since I upload an awful lot of controversial work to this account, my inbox always stays full! I uploaded a piece earlier on that showed that I presently have over 2,000 messages in my inbox, and since many of those are occasionally from asinine trolls and brainwashed sheep to whom it is pointless to try and have an intelligent debate with I decided to follow the example of some of my favorite online critics and ranters like Ben Yahtzee and Jonathan Ian Mathers (the creator of Foamy the Squirrel) and just ignore the fuckers to death...but in my own whimsically artistic fashion. ^^

So I put together this little piece as a "Fuck You" image to end pointless arguments with, and should you be one of the lucky ass-wipes I redirect to this image, CONGRATULATIONS!! I have officially deemed you incompetent and dead to reason, and as such I shall no longer bother talking to you like you were an intelligent individual but rather like a mindless braindead sheep...and of course we all know the fate of all sheep is to get sheared and be eaten. So have fun letting society fuck you in the ass. I'd say I hope you eventually wake up and see the truth, but your mindless so that's not likely to happen. Fuck you and drop dead, nitwits! :stupid:

Love,

Salim Al-Mumin =D
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kasaundra1 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hehe...
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IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Glad you like it. :)
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kasaundra1 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
my pleasure!
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bcrbuio3tvrbvt Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
Oddly enough I think this is what I'm about to get called by someone online
because I think David Icke is abit of a intellectualist hippie prick.

Basically he isn't quite my cup of tea
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Zeonista Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014
Ah good, you understand the message being progulmated by the Sons of Big Brother through the channels of big government, mass news media, and mass advertising media.
When I was young I was told of the Good Shepherd, who would lay down His life for His flock. Some of the self-appointed shepherds these days seemed to have not heard that story, or they took a different meaning from it.
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IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
I think its a bit of both actually. Most probably haven't heard the story, and those who have made their own interpretations of what constitutes being a good shepherd.
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Zeonista Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014
I do think the job requires mor than holding the rod  7the staff, and giving commands to the sheepdog. ;)
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dawnofwar1987 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
Sheep are only good for their wool and meat and nothing else.
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RainbowBunnehs Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This just made my day.
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SNORFINDESTROSALGOHO Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sheep say baah
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IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Indeed they do.
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RobertQualls27 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
If you are a warrior who is legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that the bad man will not come today. No one can be “on” 24/7 for a lifetime. Everyone needs down time. But if you are authorized to carry a weapon, and you walk outside without it, just take a deep breath, and say this to yourself... “Baa.”
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heavily Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Student General Artist
you're *
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IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
No, its "your". "Your" is possessive. "You're" is a contraction of "you are".
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heavily Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh, my mistake then. I apologize.
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churantena Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
Ha ha, it is like my country.

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IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Glad you like it. :)
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Cinder254 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Student General Artist
*looks up from plate of grass* I am not a Sheep! *finishes chewing, and clears through awkwardly* I am a dragon who takes joys in the finer things in life... like grass? XD 
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IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I have a series of pieces coming in future that feature Pyro eating the "oblivious sheep" (its political symbolism). It ties into my cartoon/comic series since sheep happen to be Pyro's favorite dish. :)
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Cinder254 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Student General Artist
This sounds like a beautiful series i simply must see!!! :D
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Zereverefano Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I could use this so frickin' much...
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:iconiamtheunison:
IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Be my guest. You're more than welcome to use this in whatever way you see fit. :)
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AudeS Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
Well, get a lion and the problem should be solved... but to be honest, sheep leading sheep... history tells you why this won't work out. Oblivious to the achievements of the Age of Enlightment and lightly stuck in Romanticism.... Germany all over again.
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IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, the only problem is that people don't learn from history, and thus history constantly repeats itself.
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AudeS Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013
I guess most people would wonder what has repeaten already.
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Zereverefano Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Funny thing, I'm watching this! paradigm-shifting.deviantart.c…

Oh, and btw, one of my main characters is a lion. He (as well as the other characters) actually based off of this hotel chain called 'Red Lion Hotels' (wiki is here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Lion… ). Kinda makes me feel proud in a way... Thanks
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AudeS Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
I guess it is something, which appears very often in the history of our species. Probably because some homo sapiens aren't that sapient after all. America is interesting in comparison to Germany, however. From the German Romanticism onwards to the Second World War, the ill-placed patriotism of the Germans has been a great issue. Basically assuming to be better than anyone. Especially France. Hitler used the words "Germany", "German" and so on quite frequently. In the same way American politicians use the word "America", "American" ans so on quite frequently as well. It isn't the reign of some sociopathic dictator, but in a similar way the people are kept from a second thought. "Sapere Aude", those words might be the ones to be spoken.

Well, I was originally going to say wolf, but it is way to often used with sheep as a metaphor. Way too often. Anyway, you caught my interest with your characters. You link them to specific events, mostly including national or international tragedies, mostly unpolitical and rather related to sad fates. That is interesting, actually.

And also thanks for adding me to your DeviantWatch. I appreciate it.:)
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bizrat Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I've heard that every 20 years a sheep is born too smart for it's own good, so the farmer has to kill it before it leads the rest of them into an uprising. Without that one intelligent sheep to lead, the rest will simply return to their simple lives and predetermined fate until that day comes where the hand that feeds brings down the ax. 
It's probably bullshit, but either way. . . the similarities between that and society are so uncanny. 
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IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Indeed. I'd say that is most likely a metaphor for society if nothing else. :nod:
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IceCold64 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This looks like one of those things I'd find on Facebook.

Also, you know Yahtzee and JIM, so I give you a cookie. :cookie:
(Totally ignoring everything else because I do that)
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IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Well, I don't know them personally. I wouldn't even be so bold as to say we'd even be friends if I did. I'm willing to bet if I met them in person they'd probably cuss me out and tell me to get lost, but I'm a big fan of their work and they've sort of been the inspiration for much of my own controversial work. :)
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IceCold64 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't know about JIM, but Yahtzee would hate me cuz I would steal his hat and run off like a psycho fangirl.
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IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, I would imagine that would probably get his goat a little bit. =D
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IceCold64 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Fedoras are amazing! XD
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